"You have reached the San Diego Police Department Western Division telephone report unit. Please leave your name, telephone number, incident number if known or address where the incident occured and someone will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you and have a great day."
At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished recording, you may hang up or press pound for more options.
BEEP.
"Hi, This is thatguyheath (of course, I gave my actual name, silly) from This Man's life. I've called this line numerous times in regards to incident number 14774. My car was broken into on June 8th in the neighborhood of Utah Street & Lincoln Avenue in North Park. I'm still waiting to hear from a police officer so I could give you further importants details, regarding what was taken and also I would like to give you the serial number on the bicycle that was stolen. If someone could please contact me as soon as possible it would be greatly appreciated. Oh yeah, I'm getting a bit irritated whenever I call this number, I get this stinking recording. You have a great day."

This Man is really starting to think that San Diego's finest is laughing at me.

Mahalo

(and contrary to what my friend, Jason says about my Seven for All Mankind 'A' Pocket jeans with the studs on them, these are not women's jeans)