You think your life is fucked up? Try living a piece of mine.
There's this hot masculine, muscular brotha in Lucy's apartment complex. He's so sexy, with caramel colored skin, a massive chest and a great smile. Even Lucy has called This Man to let me know when he's out and about--she think he's a sexy specimen also.
Today, strolling to my car to get away from my son, Donovan and to listen to the Randi Rhodes show on Air America, This Man passed him. He and I had spoken before, but today as my luck would have it, This Man was looking like shit!
My hair was nappy (I'm letting it grow out), my Von Dutch sweatshirt was dirty and worst of all--my legs were ashy and my flip flop covered toes looked as if they belonged on a creature!
Of all the fucking luck--ARGH!
Meanwhile, he looked great--red nylon sweatpants and a flesh colored, military-issued, pec cuddling tee. Oh yeah, and that smile...WOOF!
This Man smiled.
"Hey man, what's up?" He spoke-to me.
"I love you! I love you! I only want to be with YOU!!!"
YEAH RIGHT. Here's what I really said.
"Hey man, how's it going?" That was all This Man could manage.
We're picking out a new bed tomorrow.
Mahalo
(in reference to the picture at the top of this post, This Man did get a parking ticket--of all the fucking luck!)
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