You think your life is fucked up? Try living a piece of mine.
"I'm thinking about becoming an escort, " the small-bodied fashionista said. We were laying across his bed, catching our breath after an okay romp session.
"You are?" was all This Man could ask. The look on his face let me know that he was serious. "Man, who's going to pay you for sex?" He could barely take my dick!
"I've decided that if I'm going to have sex, then men may as well pay me. I used to get paid two hundred dollars an hour."
"No one will pay you to let them fuck you." Instantly, I knew this conversation was about to be interesting and I'm glad I hadn't already gotten dressed to leave. "Why should they when there are thousands of men here that will get screwed for free."
"Old men will. And men who can't get laid anywhere else. I know I can get the money."
For what? This Man wanted to ask. There were men out there who could take a pounding better than he could--not only that, but this guy likes to think that he's in control. And now, here he was telling This Man that he was going to start charging for his ass--he had to be out of his fucking mind!
Today was the second time that This Man and the fashionista had gotten together this week. We'd fooled around before--usually ending with This Man leaving, frustrated and still horned up. Today, however, everything was different. Let's start with the choice of music to thrash around to--two words, show tunes! I thought it was a big joke, but there blasting out of his stereo was Liza Minelli singing a bunch of Broadway songs. And let me tell you, nothing can make This Man go limp faster than show tunes! Even when I asked if he could change the music, it played on. It took all I had for This Man to maintain "interest". Then midway through, he decided that he couldn't take any more and was finished.
I was so pissed off!
So here we were, This Man listening to him go on and on about how he's going to start escorting. I don't know, but it just seems like every other guy in San Diego swears that he's escort material. And heaven forbid if we call them what they really are--hustlers and prostitutes.
It was time for This Man to wrap this conversation up and get the hell out of there, before he decided to hand me a bill for his mediocre "service". But I had one more thing to say.
"I guess I feel like escorting would take the joy out of sex and thereby turn it into a job. The spontaneity of sex would be replaced by it becoming a chore." And lord knows, half the time this fashionista was rarely "prepared" when it came time for him to deliver the goods.
Finally, This Man got up, got dressed and got the fuck out of there. He could try and see if he could get money for his ass, but This Man knew one thing--I would be damned if I pay for him.
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